Oh, please don’t tell me your wife still has you locked up in that chastity belt. She’s such a bitch.At least one of us is going to have fun tonight. Get undressed and lay on your back. I’m going to ride your tongue all night long.
That’s real love and real happiness. It’s when you go to sleep every night hoping that you are less happy than your lover; it’s hoping that you’ve given everything you could to them so that their day could be just a tiny bit better.